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      • About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese. I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse. Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret. My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to mother.
      • Feb, 8 2012 01:55pm
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      • I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
      • Feb, 8 2012 01:52pm
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      • I have never come across a more unfunny group of assholes. I mean seriously, I went through all of the comments for this video, and maybe 1% of them were actually about the video. You all sit in your mom's basement eating hot pockets and playing xbox probably. And what's with all the goddamn cats? Jeans or whatever you call them....I have no interest in ever coming back to this place, and i suggest you all leave and do the same. This is like a cancer of the internet.
      • Feb, 8 2012 01:48pm
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I can take shits the size of Dinty Moore beef stew cans.

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